BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

plop on deck

The act of getting on stage, bending over, dropping your pants, and crapping all over the floor.

I jumped on stage and chucked a plop on deck. One of the feces nearly hit the ceiling.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Hentai

Considered better than real porn because hentai characters do what real people can't or won't do, sexually.

by bastardized bottomburp June 1, 2003

fer yer

For you.

<Bazted> diz See-Dee iz fer yer!!q1
<Oddity> what?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

gaydar

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.

My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

scrotumnavigator

One who can hear scrotums from a far distance.

There is this guy at my school, and he is, like, this full-on scrotumnavigator and stuff. He climbed up this kids legs and chewed on his scrote, and, shit, that was unpleasant.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

spacebar

sinful business

My dog spacebarred on my lap.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003