second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 02, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

define

To explain what a word means, like what I am doing to the word 'define' right now.

Please define the word 'antimiscomboluationismontoast'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 08, 2003

quit

To end a program.

Quit AIM.
Quit Photoshop.
Quit CuteFTP.
Quit Internet Explorer.
Quit Raping_Young_Boys.jpg
Quit Windows.
Quit reading this definition.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 06, 2003

dr evil

D to the
Rizzo

E to the
Vizzo
I to the
Lizzo

He's a crazy motherfucker.

Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 02, 2003

who're

Abbreviation of "Who are". Idiots who use Instant Messaging tend to spell it 'Whore' or 'hur' or maybe 'hoore'.

A: whore u?
B: B. hur u?
A: dunno. hoore u?
B: oready tald u.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003