BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

apple computer

The eye-candy of computer technology. Looks good, but sucks ass.

Apple computers are what PCs will look like in 1000 years. And in 1000 years, Apple won't exist.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

flame battleground

A fun place in a message board to go to - especially with friends you can flame.

The Winged Vampire's Retreat was a cool Ezboard to go to. I always went to the Battleground forum. Too bad it closed down. Ezboard is shitty now anyways.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 21, 2003

sarcasm

Something most people can't understand or handle. Could it be that it is harder to judge what people mean on the Internet with text, or is it that so many people are ignorami?

What ever the case, suck a fart you jet-powered cunt-baboon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 22, 2003

gaydar

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.

My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

whatever

Something you will say when you are losing an argument (just observe any common argument and see.)

"Whatever, you are wrong, I am right, whatever."

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003