BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP's definitions

fuck-hall

A place in which a clusterfuck might occur each morning/night.

"Go to the fuck-hall for some orgy action! You'll love it!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

bagina

How little kids pronounce 'vagina'.

Boys habba benis! Girls habba bagina!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

eminem fans

It's unfortunate that such a great rapper could have so many retards as his fans. Just look at most of the posts supporting him in the definition for Eminem.

Just look at all the females on the internet who use blatantly unoriginal handles such as "Shady Lady," "Shady's Girl," "Eminem's Babe" etc.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

pee your pants

The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.

<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!

And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

You Gay Ho

Yu-Gi-Oh

I place Pink-Eyes-Yellow-Dragon-of-the-Cannabis-Ultimate-Toon-Black-Faced-Sorceror-Clown-Magician-Evil-Thousand-Dark-Mega-Faggot-Forbidden-Assgoblin-Sand-Heat-Water-Stapler-#190,740,910 in defense mode! *takes a breath*

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Sailor Moon

I've only seen one episode (in English) and I must say that Sailor Moon as a god-awful annoying voice. The voice actor should be on Sesame Street or Spongebob Squarepants.

I wanna see Sailor Uranus.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 29, 2003