The Professor

When a male fixes the bridge of a pair of glasses to the base of the shaft of his penis and enters an orifice of his partner.

I had a date with this dumb chick and when I took her home, I gave her The Professor.

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack March 20, 2012

cunt saucer

An individual who’s cuntiness is so apparent, it’s served to you on a saucer like a cup of tea.

That dude just cut me off and gave me the finger, what a cunt saucer!

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 06, 2018

Douche Rocket

A person who’s douchery has no limits.

Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 05, 2018