Definitions by B. Tiddies

Flanj 

Unable to flex any muscles; flacid and dead; completely worn out and lazy.

After I smashed with that beezie all night, my penis was hella flanj.

Flanj by B. Tiddies May 19, 2006

Mebs 

Don't care; Shut up; You're lame

Mebs is a word you say to someone after they say something that is either lame, not funny, or just plain stupid. You can also Mebs someone if they just look lame or goofy. Also if someone says something in attempt to fish for compliments, you immediately Mebs them.

"I am so depressed, no one likes me. I wish I had friends."

"Mebs to your emo ass statement."

Mebs by B. Tiddies May 6, 2006