Definitions by B. Keene

fatherless 

An adjective describing someone who is highly inconsiderate. This does NOT mean that people without fathers are jerks; it's just a word for someone who wasn't properly disciplined as a child.

Ben: Is Monday the start of the week, or is it Sunday?
Carl: What a stupid-ass question!
Sue: There's no such thing as a stupid question. Stop acting fatherless.

fatherless by B. Keene August 31, 2009

chickfriend 

This is what guys call their female friends, with whom they have no sexual relations. Opposite of guyfriend.

Andrea is just my chickfriend, but people think we're dating because we hang out a lot.

chickfriend by B. Keene August 22, 2009

gashole 

A person who spouts large quantities of carbon dioxide because they talk too much.

David: Hey Lydia, aren't you supposed to be out with Carl tonight?
Lydia: No, I turned him down. He's such a gashole, he might as well date himself.

gashole by B. Keene August 11, 2009

dickleech 

1. A more juvenile synonym for kissup, suckup, brown-noser, etc.

2. A more juvenile--but less vulgar--synonym for slut, whore, skank, etc.

3. A person who is experienced with giving BJs. Alternatively, a person who has a BJ fetish.

1. Danny is always hanging on Ty like a dickleech. Can't he see that Ty is just using him?

2. Jessica has dated the entire football team; she's such a dickleech.

3. Make sure you call up Corina when you need a BJ. She's a real dickleech, man!

dickleech by B. Keene August 11, 2009