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A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.
Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.
The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
Get the Bachelor Baby mug.Dude has four little girls, he is full of chick nuggets.
Honey, I really want a little girl and the doctor told me that if we do it doggie style, it will help your chick nuggets reach my eggs quicker.
Honey, I really want a little girl and the doctor told me that if we do it doggie style, it will help your chick nuggets reach my eggs quicker.
by B. Hanback January 25, 2008
Get the Chick Nuggets mug.The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
Get the valentine mug.Breed of dog. A Blassie is a cross between a Lassie (Collie) and a Pit Bull.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.
A new metro-breed of dogs popular with Pro-athletes and rappers.
Bro, what the hell is that?
That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.
That's a Blassie....the bitch will take your arm off and then run for help.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
Get the Blassie mug.Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.
Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!
The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.
Dude, two words: rubber sheets.
Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.
Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.
Dude, two words: rubber sheets.
Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
Get the Sink the Titanic mug.A variation of the traditional House Party. Hanging at a strip club until it closes and then inviting all the left over strippers back to your pad to shoot pool, do some toot, and strip.
Let's get a 12-pack and head to Deja-Vu and grab the ho's and have a stripper house party...
Let's grab Tiffany and Chelsea and have a stripper house party...
Let's grab Tiffany and Chelsea and have a stripper house party...
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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