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Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
by B. Hanback July 23, 2009
Get the Muppet Ears mug.Referring to make-up.
Honey come on! We HAVE to go! We are going to be late....
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
I'm not done getting ready...
Damn you take forever to put on the jams and jellies - get a move on!!
by b. hanback June 25, 2009
Get the jams and jellies mug.The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.
Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...
There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!
There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!
by B. Hanback May 13, 2009
Get the Diva Parking mug.Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.
Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.
Yea, Box on Stilts...
Yea, Box on Stilts...
by B. Hanback April 16, 2009
Get the Box On Stilts mug.A hot single mom that frequents Chuck E. Cheese pizzeria with her kids - most often looking for single dads.
That woman just looked you up and down over at the drink station and then followed you to the salad bar? What the hell?
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
Honey, don't worry, that's just another Chuck E. Cougar - this place is crawling with them....
by B. Hanback March 28, 2009
Get the Chuck E. Cougar mug.The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky
Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.
Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.
Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...
by B. Hanback March 14, 2009
Get the Roll the Tapes mug.The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
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