Frosting on the cake

Phrase used to describe a woman wearing excess make-up.
Heavily applied make-up including foundation, eyeliner, blush, rouge, and lipstick.

Dude, loved that hostess, but she had a lot of frosting on the cake!

The only problem with cougars is they have way too much frosting on the cake.

by B. Hanback January 26, 2008

Carnival

A pick-up line used by old men....

Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

by B. Hanback October 08, 2009

Crime Scene

The back of a taxi cab or car the morning after hitting the late night drive thru - littered with half eaten burgers and french fries....

What the hell? The back of the Bryan's truck is a Crime Scene!

Yea, we hit White Castle at 3 AM coming home from downtwon....

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

stop sign

A dude with a huge head;
a huge head on a small or skinny body

Did you see the stop sign on that guy?

yea, his head was huge!

dude could not put the batting helmet on cuz his stop sign was so big

by b. hanback April 28, 2008

phine

phonetic spelling of fine. used when you are drunk.

Are you ok to drive.

Yea, I am PHINE....

by b. hanback March 08, 2008

Flavored Ice

The ice left over in your glass after a liquor drink - that usually has a lime or lemon in it as well

Sir, would you like another Gin and Tonic?

Yes, but don't touch my flavored ice - I am still enjoying it...

by B. Hanback July 26, 2009

Piranha Tank

Slang for the break room of an office. Called this because when a cake, cookies or other goodies are left out, the office workers tear into it like a Piranha on fresh meat.

Sally: Are those girl scout cookies?

Betty: Yes, I bought them from the neighbor girl.

Sally: Don't leave them in the Piranha Tank or you will never see them again.

Cristi left her day old donuts out on the table in the Piranha Tank and they did not last til noon.

by B. Hanback April 03, 2008