B. Hanback's definitions

Carnival

A pick-up line used by old men....

Hey baby - let's play Carnival - you sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

by B. Hanback October 8, 2009

LBR Cut

Little Boy Reguar Haricut - when an adult male gets their haircut short - parted to one side - making them look like a little kid.

Brian: Dan, nice haircut - you ask the barber for an LBR cut?

Dan: Little Boy Regular? Screw you, I paid $40 bucks for this cut

by B. Hanback April 2, 2011

Box On Stilts

Referring to someone with a big upper body and skinny legs. Sometimes used at the gym or at the beach.

Look at that meathead over there - dude must be on roids - he is all upper body.

Yea, Box on Stilts...

by B. Hanback April 16, 2009

Diva Parking

The phrase used when you are looking for a parking spot at a restaurant or crowded lot and you find a spot in the front row.

Damn, this place is packed tonight - what the hell could be going on - we are going to wind up parking in the next county...

There's a spot up front! Fuckin' Diva Parking baby!

by B. Hanback May 13, 2009

matress dancing

Slang for having sex. To have sex.

Babe, lock the door...the last thing we need is little Billy walking in while we are matress dancing.

Let's go back to my place for a little matress dancing.

by B. Hanback February 11, 2008

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

mommy juice

a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.

fuck this, I want some mommy juice

honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...

by b. hanback February 17, 2008