rizzstraining order

Slang. A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.

Dylan zippe has a rizzstraining order. Ex: what’s that? A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.

by B-rizzle September 13, 2023

16 bars off the noggin

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.

Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!

by B-rizzle August 30, 2019

t.i.v.

Noun. Tornado intercept vehicle. It’s a specialized armored car designed to withstand intense tornadic winds. The Tornado Intercept Vehicle 1 (TIV 1) and Tornado Intercept Vehicle 2 (TIV 2) are vehicles used to film with an IMAX camera from very close proximity to or within a tornado. They were designed by film director Sean Casey. On May 27, 2013, the TIV2 filmed the inside of a tornado in Kansas with Casey inside.

The t.i.v. Weighs 16,500 pounds and is an amazing invention.

by B-rizzle March 01, 2019

Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

Gayyhound

Noun. Slang. A girly race dog. Instead of a greyhound.

Look at that girly race dog! What do ya call it? It’s a Gayyhound! Instead of a greyhound.

by B-rizzle June 23, 2019

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her

Slang. Yo mama weighs so much Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!

by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

by B-rizzle June 09, 2019