could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

by B-rizzle July 06, 2019

Gaylord

Noun. Oversized box attached to a pallet for commercial or industrial use.

The Gaylord was so heavy they needed a forklift to move it.

by B-rizzle February 23, 2019

16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!

Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!

by B-rizzle January 01, 2019

Dry cleaning

To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.

Cop: where’d the car go? I can’t see it. He’s doing dry cleaning. Huh? To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.

by B-rizzle July 05, 2025

c.o.s.y.w.

Slang. Cream of some young woman. It’s when a guy puts cum from a younger woman on his face.

Bro! What’s that on your face?! c.o.s.y.w. Wtf is that?! Cream of some young woman. It’s female cum

by B-rizzle March 07, 2019

Red dot on the map

When someone becomes a known sex offender.

I’m curious about our neighbor. He’s a red dot on the map. Wdym? When someone becomes a known sex offender.

by B-rizzle June 21, 2025

padlock

Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.

Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!

by B-rizzle June 25, 2019