B-RizZlE's definitions

bistrossiti

The intensity rating how angry beasts are.

The bistrossiti of the wolf was insane

by B-rizzle March 19, 2018

Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.

The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!

by B-rizzle February 12, 2019

hswd

Verb. Slang. Having sex while driving. Your car is now a hotel on wheels!

Cop: you know why I’m stopping you? Couple:no
Cop: hswd couple: oh! Having sex while driving

by B-rizzle June 3, 2019

Aqua plaining

Verb. To slide uncontrollably on a wet surface.

The car’s tires were aqua plaining in the partially flooded roads.

by B-rizzle December 22, 2018

16 bars off the noggin

Noun. Slang. Literally means 16 lines of rap music off the top of your head.

Hey bro! Sup? Gimme 16 bars off the noggin! Wym? I mean gimme 16 bars of rap music off the top of your head!

by B-rizzle August 30, 2019

t.i.v.

Noun. Tornado intercept vehicle. It’s a specialized armored car designed to withstand intense tornadic winds. The Tornado Intercept Vehicle 1 (TIV 1) and Tornado Intercept Vehicle 2 (TIV 2) are vehicles used to film with an IMAX camera from very close proximity to or within a tornado. They were designed by film director Sean Casey. On May 27, 2013, the TIV2 filmed the inside of a tornado in Kansas with Casey inside.

The t.i.v. Weighs 16,500 pounds and is an amazing invention.

by B-rizzle March 1, 2019

buckseado

Noun. It’s what chickens wear to a barn dance. Aka a chickens tuxedo

Sheep: whatcha wearing to the barn dance? Chicken: my Buckseado. Sheep: what’s a Buckseado? A chickens tuxedo

by B-rizzle June 18, 2019