B Squad Cop's definitions

Strangeroni

Jerking off with your hand inverted to mimic the feeling of being pleasured by someone else.

"Im so sick of jerking myself off, its getting old" "Have you ever tried a strangeroni? That's how I spice up my self-sex life"

by B Squad Cop July 17, 2025

Blowjerhausen

A blow job. Oral sex. Fellatio. Head. Dome. Sucking of a male reproductive organ.

"You seem happy this morning, what gives?" "I got a blowjerhausen last night, it was great"

by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025

Showernotten

When an inmate requests a shower from a CO and is denied due to reasons such as: disciplinary sanctions, time constraints, facility movement, etc.

"CO. I wanna a shower" "You can have a showernotten"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025

Blowjernotten

The denial of a blow job. Trying to get some head and getting turned down.

"Did you get lucky last night?" "Yea right, all I got was a blowjernotten"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025

Nerdasaurus

A slang term for a nerd, dweeb or dork to such a large degree that they are compared to dinosaur sized proportions of such.

Symptoms are, but not limited to: socially awkward, unstylish, uninteresting, socially inept, or lack of confidence to extreme levels.

"Look at this Nerdasaurus, what an incredible dweeb!"

by B Squad Cop June 30, 2025

J Smoove

J Smoove is a cool cat. SUPER smooth with anyone he runs into. J9 killed J Smoove

"J Smoove went home with that dime, he turned her into a puddle of melted ice cream in seconds"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025

Lefteroni

Jerking off with a male reproductive organ with a non-dominant hand, generally the left hand. Similar to a handjeroni but with the other hand.

"I told my girlfriend we needed to spice up our sex life, so she he gave me a lefteroni"

by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025