B Squad Cop's definitions

Handjeroni

A hand job from a woman. When a woman pleasures a man with her hand(s).

My wife is on her period, so she wouldn't have sexual intercourse with me. She did however pleasure me with a handjeroni.

by B Squad Cop June 26, 2025

Nerdasaurus

A slang term for a nerd, dweeb or dork to such a large degree that they are compared to dinosaur sized proportions of such.

Symptoms are, but not limited to: socially awkward, unstylish, uninteresting, socially inept, or lack of confidence to extreme levels.

"Look at this Nerdasaurus, what an incredible dweeb!"

by B Squad Cop June 30, 2025

Blowjerhausen

A blow job. Oral sex. Fellatio. Head. Dome. Sucking of a male reproductive organ.

"You seem happy this morning, what gives?" "I got a blowjerhausen last night, it was great"

by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025

Lefteroni

Jerking off with a male reproductive organ with a non-dominant hand, generally the left hand. Similar to a handjeroni but with the other hand.

"I told my girlfriend we needed to spice up our sex life, so she he gave me a lefteroni"

by B Squad Cop July 1, 2025

Blowjernotten

The denial of a blow job. Trying to get some head and getting turned down.

"Did you get lucky last night?" "Yea right, all I got was a blowjernotten"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025

J Smoove

J Smoove is a cool cat. SUPER smooth with anyone he runs into. J9 killed J Smoove

"J Smoove went home with that dime, he turned her into a puddle of melted ice cream in seconds"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025

Showernotten

When an inmate requests a shower from a CO and is denied due to reasons such as: disciplinary sanctions, time constraints, facility movement, etc.

"CO. I wanna a shower" "You can have a showernotten"

by B Squad Cop July 4, 2025