Definitions by B

assylhorizontology 

Coined by Dr. Nick Riviera of the Simpsons, the process by which one's ass grows wider.

"I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, along with assylhorizontology."

assylhorizontology by B February 21, 2005

IQP 

"Interactive Qualifying Project." A major graduation requirement of Worcester Polytechnic Institute.

According to the fairy tale description, it engages students in a meaningful experience that encourages them to use their technical background to solve a societal problem.

In reality, it usually takes the form of pointless drudgery or slave labor.

A complete waste of time, academic resources, and in some cases, money.

One's career at WPI can be divided into three time periods: The ignorant bliss that comes before the IQP, the void of darkness and misery that takes place during the project, and the indescribable happiness that one experiences upon its completion.

IQP by B February 12, 2005

Beast Love 

Online music and general interests "magazine", focusing on bands from the South-East of England, and other such things that that they like.

Not to be confused with pictures of people and animals making love.

Hey, I wonder if Beast Love has been updated by those hot cocks?

Beast Love by B February 12, 2005

Re-mail 

v. To send out the same e-mail to someone after not getting a response the first time.

n. An e-mail message of such a nature.

Comes from "re-send the e-mail," or "re-e-mail."

Did you get my e-mail? How about my re-mail?

Re-mail by B February 11, 2005

Kimahri 

The most useless character in Final Fantasy X, primarily because he has no clear-cut Sphere Grid path. Fights with a spear. Uses an ability called 'Lancet' to learn enemy skills, which he can execute when he goes into Overdrive. The horn on his forehead is broken. Not much of a talker.

Kimahri's your only character still standing?! Oh man, you're screwed.

Kimahri by B February 10, 2005

Ding 

Word shouted by Mort Goldman in the episode of Family Guy entitled "Mr. Saturday Knight" when he saw the Black Knight's girl and failed to get an erection.

Mort Goldman: "DING!"

Ding by B February 9, 2005

Dreak 

v. to pretend to accidentally stick your penis in her ass

"I dreaked her, and she liked it, so we kept going."

Dreak by B February 2, 2005