AutoMattic's definitions

fiveburroday

An atmospherically perfect weather day, whereby the sun is shining in full, the skies are cobalt blue, no cloud cover, and a very low pressure system, 75-78 degrees, with perfect visibility for 12 miles, from sunrise to sundown on any given day.

“Today was absolutely beautiful; dare I say it was a fiveburroday”!

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

snowpril

Snowfall in the month of April.

“I thought it was supposed to be Spring in April, but based on snow flakes falling, it must be Snowpril.

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020

gottadolla

An economically challenged individual who habitually requests money in every initial social encounter.

Damn, I’m dry; you don’t by chance “gottadolla”?

by AutoMattic April 21, 2020

woodifs

The ongoing possibilties of all things in this life that may or may not happen.

Damn, woodifs I got blown by that honey last night?!?

by AutoMattic May 1, 2021

brainfog

A mental state perpetuated by mandatory quarantine directives, which usually occur after 21 consecutive days of such state. Symptoms may include a lack of mental concentration, decrease in physical motivation, loss of sex drive and disruptive sleep patterns.

“This stay at home order is causing

brainfog.”

by AutoMattic April 22, 2020