Gran Saga: Unlimited

After Gran Saga was giant flop in Korea (it's doing bad in other asia regions too), NPIXEL resorts to making a cryposhit game, along with making a blockchain branch named METAPIXEL in order to save the Gran Saga IP.

As you would expect, this got some backlash, as NFT games (and NFTs in general) are universally hated, and rightfully so. NFTs are infamous for scamming people, and the concept itself is asinine. METAPIXEL says their game will "redefine NFTs", which is such a boldface claim.

According to legitimate sources, it's releasing in Q3. It will be a PC exclusive game, the gameplay will also get an overhaul (the graphics too from the looks of it). Admittedly, gameplay wise, it does look better than the original Gran Saga. It seems they're going for the AAA game feel. The gacha, auto-combat and auto-path will also be removed from this version to make it a fully-fledged MMO.

On the bright side, the original Gran Saga global version was confirmed shortly after Gran Saga: Unlimited was announced, however, there was no info on the release date. Just like Gran Saga: Unlimited, the gameplay will get an overhaul, but it is unknown to what degree. METAPIXEL co-owner quote: "The global version of Gran Saga is being prepared. It will come out after many parts of the game have been fixed in the current service version. It will be released when kindness, convenience and content quality are maximized. Everything will be reflected in the Korean and Japanese version."
Sadge: It's an NFT game? That's ashame, I thought the game looked incredible before being informed that.

Hopium: Hey, at least the non-nft, one exists, right?

Sadge: The problem with that version is it's too mobiley for my taste.

Hopium: I mean, you could always just cope with the fact and play Gran Saga: Unlimited.

Sadge: Meh, i'll need to see how things play out first. If the NFTs are intrusive to my gameplay experience, i'll have to pass.
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Barafag

Used as an insult to someone who loves bara.
A: Wow, I didn't know you were a barafag.

B: It's not my I find big-tittied men hot! (༎ຶ⌑༎ຶ)
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ZZZ

An abbreviation for Zenless Zone Zero, MiHoYo's upcoming and potentially best game (in terms of gameplay, not aesthetics though. HSR takes the cake for that).

Not to be confused with the onomatopoeic representation of snoring. Ironically though, some people will find it to be sleep-inducing, as the gameplay shown so far is barebones.

On the initial trailer of the game, quite a few people pointed out it looked reminiscent of Soulworker (dead MMO not worth elaborating on).
Unamused: Geez, now I know why they call it ZZZ. I almost fell asleep while watching the gameplay!

Same: Same.
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Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.
Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag(^ω^)

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)
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Uggo hag face

What the average teliophile man is attracted to. Overdone make-up, pepe lips, thick eyebrows, noticeably wrinkled face, etc.

To sum it up, not cute at all.
Woman: Would you rather have a ps5 or have me? ;)

Gigachad: I'd take the ps5 anyday, I can barely even look at you straight with that uggo hag face! 🤢
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Honkai: Star Rail

Cross-platform turn-based gacha anime-styled pseudo open-world game, developed and published by Mihoyo.

Coming from a multibillion dollar company (Mihoyo), it was inevitable they'd make a new game. HSR was a big disappointment for the HI3RD fans, as they decided to make it a turn-based game, which is a huge downgrade from HI3RD. Many hoped it to be a sequel to APHO2 (in terms of combat), which, of course, didn't happen. The name was only bait to reel HI3RD players in, assuming their players think of the gameplay as an afterthought. It's theorized capitalism has something to do with Mihoyo's decision of making it turn-based. The combat isn't even good, even for turn-based standards. The combat is braindead to say the very least, it's highly recommended to go play something else if you're looking for a good turn-based game, most people who are playing this are just blinded by the eyecandy.
Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Way to ruin my day, Mihoyo, you took a huge shit on us Honkai fans assuming this is what we want!

Coping Honkai Impact fan: I mean, at least the world navigation looks good. There's some cute hags in it, too!

Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: You're kinda right, the game did have potential if it wasn't turn-based garbage. "Cute hags" Where? There's only two (March 7th and Asta). Honestly, Honkai: Star Rail will never be as good as the upcoming games, this will only be good as a filler game.

Coping Honkai Impact fan: Give me the game names, then maybe i'll be convinced it's a filler game as you said.

Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Wuthering Waves, Blue Protocol, Gran Saga global, Zenless Zone Zero (Mihoyo's other upcoming game), Solo Leveling Arise and Tower of Fantasy 3.0 only to name a few.

Coping Honkai Impact fan: Alright, i'm convinced now. Why is Tower of Fantasy on the list of games though? It's already released.

Disappointed Honkai Impact fan: Because 1. Technically anything that's an update that isn't out yet is upcoming, plus 3.0 will mop the floor with HSR and even Genshin. 2. It's objectively better, even if it isn't as beautiful and polished as HSR.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 24, 2023
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Gateoo

Bilingual (his native language is chinese) youtuber, twitch streamer and king of finding game-breaking bugs on the daily.

He primarily makes content for ToF and informative guides for the game. He has a great sense of humor, is charismatic and addicting to watch.

He's also the perfect example of a cute grandpa!
Gateoo fan 1: ...Was that last bit necessary?

Gateoo fan 2: Yes, actually.

Gateoo fan 1: Don't you think he'd be weirded out if he ever saw this?

Gateoo fan 2: Probably, lol.
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