What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 12, 2023
The male version of cute hag.
A pubescent male whom possesses child-like features (not to be confused with femboys or crossdressers, sissies aren't allowed here). Not as strict as cute hags, because masculinity is a beautiful thing, cute grandpas are only a nice addition to it.
So, what does it take to qualify as a cute grandpa? Here's the list:
🎀Face🎀 ~ Just like cute hags, this is essential. Having a neotenous face is everything.
🎀Hair🎀 ~ Anything that isn't bald, has dreads, an afro and karen hairstyle. As for facial hair and body hair, shave it if you don't have a bara build.
🎀Race🎀 ~ Mostly any race can meet the cute grandpa threshold, asains usually stomp on all of them though.
🎀Body type🎀 ~ Ideally anything that isn't obease. Fit will be favored over the rest. Bara builds can sometimes outdo average fit grandpas, Kevin Kaslana (from hi3rd) for example is the perfect combination of both.
🎀Voice🎀 ~ Voices are the most flexible part, any voice will do as long as it isn't feminine.
🎀Personality🎀 ~ Of course, you can't forget about this. Generally speaking, timid, kind-hearted, introverted and melancholic are the most desired personality traits. Bad ones such as sassy, extroverted, arrogant, mean-spirited and aggressive are desposable. However, there are some exceptions with the bad ones, but it is usually the former that wins.
🎉If you check all the marks on this list then congratulations, you've obtained cute grandpa status!🎉
A pubescent male whom possesses child-like features (not to be confused with femboys or crossdressers, sissies aren't allowed here). Not as strict as cute hags, because masculinity is a beautiful thing, cute grandpas are only a nice addition to it.
So, what does it take to qualify as a cute grandpa? Here's the list:
🎀Face🎀 ~ Just like cute hags, this is essential. Having a neotenous face is everything.
🎀Hair🎀 ~ Anything that isn't bald, has dreads, an afro and karen hairstyle. As for facial hair and body hair, shave it if you don't have a bara build.
🎀Race🎀 ~ Mostly any race can meet the cute grandpa threshold, asains usually stomp on all of them though.
🎀Body type🎀 ~ Ideally anything that isn't obease. Fit will be favored over the rest. Bara builds can sometimes outdo average fit grandpas, Kevin Kaslana (from hi3rd) for example is the perfect combination of both.
🎀Voice🎀 ~ Voices are the most flexible part, any voice will do as long as it isn't feminine.
🎀Personality🎀 ~ Of course, you can't forget about this. Generally speaking, timid, kind-hearted, introverted and melancholic are the most desired personality traits. Bad ones such as sassy, extroverted, arrogant, mean-spirited and aggressive are desposable. However, there are some exceptions with the bad ones, but it is usually the former that wins.
🎉If you check all the marks on this list then congratulations, you've obtained cute grandpa status!🎉
Einstien: I'm sorry, but you completely lost me when you said "masculinity is a beautiful thing" lol. You were being far too harsh on women, and this definition is even more bias than the last one. Also, the fact that you wrote this like you're on Tinder and not on Urban Dictionary has me in tears!
moebarabitch: It's true though, it really is beautiful! Men are objectively better, cute grandpas only double down on that statement. Men (especially bara men) were made for sex, and hags were made to be in the kitchen. "More bias than the last one" Tell me what definition isn't biased on this site, lmfao.
Einstein: You have the worst takes ever. So not only are you a barafag, you're also sexist? Why am I suprised, considering every definition you made? If women weren't made for sex, why do they have vaginas? You know, a sexual organ made for reproduction?
moebarabitch: Good counter-argument, however, did you even bother to take a second at deconstructing my name? Since your reading comprehension is lacking, allow me to do it for you: moe = cute, which I value a lot, (hence the definitions I made) bara = masculine burly men, which I also value a lot, bitch = i'm a bitch (self-explanatiory). I don't hate hags, I just believe in order for hags to unlock their full feminine potential, they must strive to become cute hags. It's a cakewalk for men because as i've already said, and will continue to say until the day I die: masculinity is a beautiful thing.
moebarabitch: It's true though, it really is beautiful! Men are objectively better, cute grandpas only double down on that statement. Men (especially bara men) were made for sex, and hags were made to be in the kitchen. "More bias than the last one" Tell me what definition isn't biased on this site, lmfao.
Einstein: You have the worst takes ever. So not only are you a barafag, you're also sexist? Why am I suprised, considering every definition you made? If women weren't made for sex, why do they have vaginas? You know, a sexual organ made for reproduction?
moebarabitch: Good counter-argument, however, did you even bother to take a second at deconstructing my name? Since your reading comprehension is lacking, allow me to do it for you: moe = cute, which I value a lot, (hence the definitions I made) bara = masculine burly men, which I also value a lot, bitch = i'm a bitch (self-explanatiory). I don't hate hags, I just believe in order for hags to unlock their full feminine potential, they must strive to become cute hags. It's a cakewalk for men because as i've already said, and will continue to say until the day I die: masculinity is a beautiful thing.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
(그랑사가) Gran Saga - Cross-platform mobile gacha korean anime pseudo open-world action MMORPG using Unreal Engine 4, developed and published by NPIXEL.
Gran Saga is a beautiful, very poorly advertised (although somehow managed to make millions of dollars on it's initial release) game that unfortunately released right after Genshin Impact, in which it got overshadowed by. The majority of people who did know about it's existence (mainly Genshin fanboys) only bashed on it and called it a cheap Genshin clone, blinded by their honeymoon phase (which is factually incorrect, as Gran Saga existed longer publicly). The game also got quite a bit of backlash in it's respective country (Korea) for copying other games, mainly Granblue Fantasy's artstyle (as if the name itself didn't give it away).
Fast-foward 2 years later, it's on it's anniversary update and it's ghost town in the Korea servers. That update is what broke the camel's back, as it only introduced even more p2w (yes,thegameissuperp2w,asyouneededtopullfortheappropriatecards/skillsinordertobeatlategamebossesandothercontent.thisismostlyduetothecombatbeingstagnant,meaningyoucan'tdodgeattackslikeanactualactioncombatgame,you'reforcedtotakehitsandcanonlydodgeaoeattacks.theonlywaytocounterthemisbyusinggachaskills.yes,thatincludesbosseswithoneshotattacks) and only felt like a cash grab update rather than thanking it's players for staying along the ride.
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Gran Saga is a beautiful, very poorly advertised (although somehow managed to make millions of dollars on it's initial release) game that unfortunately released right after Genshin Impact, in which it got overshadowed by. The majority of people who did know about it's existence (mainly Genshin fanboys) only bashed on it and called it a cheap Genshin clone, blinded by their honeymoon phase (which is factually incorrect, as Gran Saga existed longer publicly). The game also got quite a bit of backlash in it's respective country (Korea) for copying other games, mainly Granblue Fantasy's artstyle (as if the name itself didn't give it away).
Fast-foward 2 years later, it's on it's anniversary update and it's ghost town in the Korea servers. That update is what broke the camel's back, as it only introduced even more p2w (yes,thegameissuperp2w,asyouneededtopullfortheappropriatecards/skillsinordertobeatlategamebossesandothercontent.thisismostlyduetothecombatbeingstagnant,meaningyoucan'tdodgeattackslikeanactualactioncombatgame,you'reforcedtotakehitsandcanonlydodgeaoeattacks.theonlywaytocounterthemisbyusinggachaskills.yes,thatincludesbosseswithoneshotattacks) and only felt like a cash grab update rather than thanking it's players for staying along the ride.
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Hype: Gran Saga is better than Genshit Impact and Tower of Fantasy combined, change my mind.
Nope: Gotta disagree with you on that, bud. This game looks insanely generic, and there's auto-combat and auto-pathing, which instantly turned me off into trying it out.
Hype: You can at least admit that it looks better graphically and aesthetically...
Nope: True. Not only did that carry the game, Taeyeon did, too.
Nope: Gotta disagree with you on that, bud. This game looks insanely generic, and there's auto-combat and auto-pathing, which instantly turned me off into trying it out.
Hype: You can at least admit that it looks better graphically and aesthetically...
Nope: True. Not only did that carry the game, Taeyeon did, too.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 23, 2023
Mobile crossplatform chinese anime MMORPG, developed by Hotta Studio, published by Perfect World, Level Infinite and Tencent.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
What was once a game touted as the "Genshin killer" (including by the devs themselves allegedly) is now a barren wasteland after a month of it's global release and only kept declining from there. This is due to various factors, such as poor optimization, poor coding, being heavily p2w (you need whales to carry you if you're f2p), rapid powercreep and incompetent devs only to name a few.
Mihoyo stan: Tower of Fantasy? Isn't that the game that died within a month? And didn't they steal assets from Genshin, Honkai and copied that one japanese animation short, in which the creator found out after they were informed, which lead them to make a tweet about it, saying they're ashamed at what they've done?
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
Mihoyo stan 2: Yep. Tower of Fantasy? More like Tower of Garbage, amirite?
Mihoyo stan: Lol so true.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 20, 2023
Fax: HSR is such a dogshit game.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
Two: Couldn't agree more, i'm only hyped for Mihoyo's endgame game called Honkai Galaxy 4.
by Autismo_Manifesto March 25, 2023