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Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".
After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.
by Atlec November 3, 2005
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Double Conspiracy

The ultimate cover up. Exposing a "conspiracy" that contradicts another conspiracy to cover up the pre-existing conspiracy.
Double Conspiracy:

The "news" gets "information" about a "conspiracy" that says global warming is a hoax. This information was actually fed to the news by a group of people who are trying to hide the existance of global warming.
by Atlec December 1, 2009
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repo man

A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
by Atlec August 3, 2007
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magic eight ball

A mystical pool ball enchanted to tell the future.
Person: Magic eight ball, how long until I get to 3rd base with my girlfriend

Magic Eight Ball: Ask again later
by Atlec January 20, 2006
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Saftey Dance

1. n. A dance that is very safe.
2. n. A song that was popular in the 1980's and was supposedly about the policical situation in soviet russia... even though it made no sense at all.
1. Comon carl, lets do the saftey dance.
2. You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind, cause' if your friends don't dance no if they don't dance well then there no friends of mine.
You can go where you want to, you can leave this world behind. And act like you come from out of this world and leave the real one far behind.

You can dance
Oh you can dance ect.
by Atlec July 29, 2008
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skylined

a very energetic high... generally applies to stimulent drugs ex. cocaine, speed and x
bob just ran around the block 3 times, did 200 push-ups and sat down and did a weeks worth of paperwork in about 20 minutes... he must be skylined.
by Atlec August 7, 2006
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Ereip

1. A random expression that usually shows delight or joy in something that happened.
Jeff: Ereip! I just got my pay check.
by Atlec November 7, 2005
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