Assume the position's definitions

The cock

The cock is a metaphorical term for a hard penis

You think she likes the cock that girl loves the cock

by Assume the position July 23, 2019

Pull a fast one

To go to the bathroom to drink or Jack off or have sex with someone

Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired

by Assume the position July 24, 2019