Pull a fast one

To go to the bathroom to drink or Jack off or have sex with someone

Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired

by Assume the position July 24, 2019

On your face

When something is on your face like a foot

I wanna put my foot on your face

by Assume the position September 20, 2019