sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 18, 2003

osb

when something comes out of nowhere to take you "one step beyond"

I was just talking to this chick, enjoying my drink, and all of a sudden she grabs my fingers and shoved them in her twat!?!?!

by Ass Master February 25, 2005

masterpiculation

see masturbation

if you like masterpiculation then your a gay ass mofo

by ass master January 18, 2003