Definitions by Asriel___LOVER
Clitshot
"Women are immune to nutshots, but not immune to the clitshot."
“Frick, just had a brutal clitshot from tripping over a fence. Send help!”
“Frick, just had a brutal clitshot from tripping over a fence. Send help!”
Clitshot by Asriel___LOVER February 20, 2026
Clitshot
Noun
1. The female equivalent of a nutshot, in other words, a strike to the genitals through a projectile or otherwise
1. The female equivalent of a nutshot, in other words, a strike to the genitals through a projectile or otherwise
“Agh… I got a foul playing tennis earlier from hitting a clitshot!”
“Women are immune to nutshots, but not immune to the clitshot.”
“Women are immune to nutshots, but not immune to the clitshot.”
Clitshot by Asriel___LOVER February 20, 2026
Pull a Papyrus
Phrasal Verb (humorous)
1. (Mostly Reflexive) The act of violently defenestrating oneself through a window, esp. a window that is closed, usually to escape an unpleasant situation or circumstances.
Origin: Derived from the iconic Undertale scene wherein Papyrus defenestrates himself through a closed window to escape Undyne’s house, humorously shattering the window pane in the process of his escape.
1. (Mostly Reflexive) The act of violently defenestrating oneself through a window, esp. a window that is closed, usually to escape an unpleasant situation or circumstances.
Origin: Derived from the iconic Undertale scene wherein Papyrus defenestrates himself through a closed window to escape Undyne’s house, humorously shattering the window pane in the process of his escape.
“Once I nearly got caught in my girl’s house, but I managed to escape just in time by pulling a papyrus out of her window and landing onto the shed.”
“It’s a good thing you were able to smoke me out in the bathroom, because I was boutta pull a papyrus after he humiliated me!”
“It’s a good thing you were able to smoke me out in the bathroom, because I was boutta pull a papyrus after he humiliated me!”
Pull a Papyrus by Asriel___LOVER February 17, 2026
In the coven
Phrasal Adjective / Idiomatic Expression
1. Having reached the point in one’s resocialization and/or gender transition at which enough progress has been made—be it socially, initiatorily, biologically, neurologically, anatomically, etc.,—to have gained genuine and non-patronizing intragender acceptance as a fellow woman among one’s matriline, girlfriends, gynarchist social group, and so on; as opposed to the alternative of only receiving nominal or partial intergender acceptance within such groups, thusly meaning one would be seen only as a partial woman/non-woman in their eyes.
Origin: Allusion towards the process of being inducted into a coven, which were historically (and rarely still are) tight-knit tacofests from which boys are barred entry.
1. Having reached the point in one’s resocialization and/or gender transition at which enough progress has been made—be it socially, initiatorily, biologically, neurologically, anatomically, etc.,—to have gained genuine and non-patronizing intragender acceptance as a fellow woman among one’s matriline, girlfriends, gynarchist social group, and so on; as opposed to the alternative of only receiving nominal or partial intergender acceptance within such groups, thusly meaning one would be seen only as a partial woman/non-woman in their eyes.
Origin: Allusion towards the process of being inducted into a coven, which were historically (and rarely still are) tight-knit tacofests from which boys are barred entry.
“You’ll know you’re in the coven when the platonic affection and/or uncouth conversation begins…”
“I tried asking my foremothers for help with learning tradwifery and the secret family recipes, but I’m not exactly in the coven yet with them, so I didn’t get any.”
“I tried asking my foremothers for help with learning tradwifery and the secret family recipes, but I’m not exactly in the coven yet with them, so I didn’t get any.”
In the coven by Asriel___LOVER February 3, 2026
Beefgirl
Pejorative/Noun
1. The female corollary of the term “soyboy,” used specifically to refer to women who have masculine figures or unladylike social behaviors. Named due to the fact that beef is one of the meats with the highest percentage of testosterone within it, thus leading to unwanted masculinization if consumed way too much in the average woman’s diet.
1. The female corollary of the term “soyboy,” used specifically to refer to women who have masculine figures or unladylike social behaviors. Named due to the fact that beef is one of the meats with the highest percentage of testosterone within it, thus leading to unwanted masculinization if consumed way too much in the average woman’s diet.
Holy shit, Lily is such a beefgirl, she’s been walking around the lunchroom with unshaven legs and talking about her self-insert Undertale fanfictions!
Beefgirl by Asriel___LOVER January 9, 2026
Social bladder
The second pee receptacle hidden in the bodies of most women, specifically inside the posterior abdominal area, designed so that they may wait to go to the bathroom until one or more of their girlfriends has expressed a desire to relieve themselves first. It is believed to have developed as a social ritual and/or defense mechanism to better ensure one’s safety against any lecherous males in the vicinity, as well as to provide a collective reprieve from the burdensome nature of public social performance.
Man A: “Dude, why does Rina always seem to go to the bathroom at the same time as Cecil…? Weird, right?”
Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”
Man A: “I guess that explains it…”
Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”
Man A: “I guess that explains it…”
Social bladder by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026
Tacolander
Noun
1. An alternative term to refer to Mexican(s). Usually humorous, but can sometimes be used as a pejorative as well.
The origin comes from tacos being a stable food among Mexicans, as well as them being a ubiquitous cultural import within the USA.
1. An alternative term to refer to Mexican(s). Usually humorous, but can sometimes be used as a pejorative as well.
The origin comes from tacos being a stable food among Mexicans, as well as them being a ubiquitous cultural import within the USA.
Tacolander by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026