swenis

sweaty penis

go swack you swenis

by Ashley September 22, 2003

opium

The best song ever by Marcy Playground

ooooooo The seasons come for oooooopium

by ashley March 10, 2005

Duval

the crunkest county in Florida. Known as Jacksonville, Florida.

DUUUUVAAAAL! I'm from that DUUUUVAAAAL!

by Ashley December 18, 2004

dishwashered

-washing something so much that it becomes discontorted.

I clean this plastic lid in the dishwasher so much, it became dishwashered.

by Ashley April 08, 2004

Giltor

Girl I'd Like TO Rape. Similar to Milf, but has no children.

Johnny, your little sister is a fucking Giltor!!

by Ashley May 12, 2003

bully

A bully is someone who gets kicked in the ass by karma for being such a jerk - growing up to be nothing more than a cement mixer.

Me: \"Hey, how are you, long time no see. What have you been up to?\"
Bully: \"Not much, just mixin cement.\"
Me: \"Sucks to be you, good luck with your life.\"

by Ashley April 27, 2005

conkhead

adjective.

Used to describe ones cranial deformity.

see Nic Cester and mongoloid

"I just got done watching Jet's new video. The lead singer is such a conkhead!"

or

"I just got eye-raped by that conkheaded freak over there.."

by Ashley January 16, 2005