Asdf's definitions

lamster

The object of Shawn Frison's affections.

Dio slid the chocolate eclair in his ass faster and faster, moaning and grunting softly. "Lamster, lamster, lamster! Oh god, you can write my javascript anytime! Oh yeah!"

by asdf October 31, 2003

Oedipus

Some who is turned on by large McDonalds Workers

"Hey, Taylox, lets go to McDonalds"

by asdf September 7, 2004

Slim Shadey

Slim Shady is the man. He writes his own stuff.

its all good

by asdf August 16, 2003

white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

a-b-c's

anal bum cover

quaids got the a-b-c's

by asdf December 5, 2003

hai Mo

comes from a cantonese slang for female pubes

damn hai mo getting in my way

by asdf April 27, 2006

persian

Person from Iran.One of the only countries in the world that still executes little kids.

Your average Persian thinks of him/her self as the most beautiful people, but in reality they are nothing more than desert monkies.

by asdf May 13, 2005