Asdf's definitions

white collared slave

A person who is a slave to corporate jobs where you must wear white collars and suites like space monkeys all of you... MONKEYS!!!

i feel like a white collared slave workin for IBM... fuck this *loads gun and shoots self

by asdf December 4, 2002

Oedipus

Some who is turned on by large McDonalds Workers

"Hey, Taylox, lets go to McDonalds"

by asdf September 7, 2004

bagger

person who makes fun of or insults someone for no good reason

by asdf May 19, 2003

yellow label

term for good ketamine, derived from the color label on the jars. This stuff is no longer around thanks to veterinarians switching to oil based ketamine instead of water based. But for those that remember the yellow label, it was the best ketamine around in the 1990's.

does anyone have any yellow-label?

by asdf December 7, 2003

the lose

Insult, to inform someone of the fact they lost.

You are the lose, fargot.

by asdf December 11, 2003

RDM

When your nan randomly dick slaps your mum.

Oh, that guy totally got RDMed, he's so depressed now!

by Asdf November 4, 2014

dwf

Driving While Female: Driving horribly because you are female.

That girl almost ran me off the road, she should be arrested for a DWF

by asdf April 19, 2003