Asdf 's definitions

lambourghini

learn how to spell lamborghini you dumbfuck

go give yourself a hot carl

by asdf May 26, 2004

Phat Fucking Beats

Beats the happen to be phat and fucking at the same time.

Pump up those phat fucking beats At0m.

by Asdf November 29, 2003

Ima Doofus

See 'Jesus Christ'

Holy fucking Moses! It's Ima Doofus! I think we ought to give him money.

by asdf December 12, 2003

mapatasi

Austraillian slang for a vagina.

Hey girl, let me see your mapatasi.

by asdf January 24, 2003

Lifetime

a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.

I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians

by asdf March 17, 2004

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

Agnelio

Chupa pollas

Comemela ke viene agnelio

by asdf November 20, 2003