Definitions by Asda carpark

Shitmouth

Somebody whose breath stinks of shit and often mixed with hints of other foul odours to complete the smell.

I bumped into a French guy on the bus he was really nice but oh my lord he was a shitmouth.

Shitmouth by Asda carpark November 1, 2018

vaginal cancan 

This is when a woman opens her legs you grab a bicycle and perform a foot jam (balancing on the front wheel) so that part of the tire enters her vagina.

Here's abootah chatrak going for the complex vaginal cancan and oh he's stomped it. What a fantastic bit of skill.

vaginal cancan by Asda carpark August 28, 2017

Yeah 

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah by Asda carpark August 26, 2017

Victor Wanyama 

A fucking tank African warrior who plays as a defensive midfielder for Tottenham Hotspur.

Look at victor wanyama getting a red card!

Victor Wanyama by Asda carpark August 25, 2017

bolt stomp 

A bolt stomp (Bolticuaus stompicus) is the procedure of wedging a bolt, used for construction into the mouth of another person and 1.) ether putting their face on the floor and standing on the back of their head, or 2.) slamming their face of a structure such as a wall. This will ether completely fuck up the persons face marking them look like Michal Jackson after his surgery or demolish their jaw so seriously they will die.

Yo Tyrone my niggago and bolt stomp the shit out of that sorry as fool.
Fucking hell your ether on the Garry's or you've been bolt stomped, pick up your jaw and fuck off.

bolt stomp by Asda carpark August 23, 2017

ring ring king 

Some fucked up wrestleing move where a big gorilla man spins someone around and then claps his sorry ass to a early grave.

Yo mate you're jaws hangin off you alright? No I've just been ring ring kinged you stupid cunt. I understand that if anymore words come poring out of your cunt mouth ill ring ring king you out of the door!

ring ring king by Asda carpark August 23, 2017