Voice Over I Pee

Talking on the phone while you're in the bathroom.

A play on words on "Voice Over IP", a technology that allows voice conversations via the internet or internet-based networks.

- "OK, hold on. This is gonna be Voice Over I Pee"
- "Gross, dude. I'll call you later."

"This is the works. You're now on Voice Over I Pee. AND I'm getting a blumpkin"

by Asaf February 04, 2010

Meal breaker

An unwanted ingredient in a dish that makes the entire thing inedible.

I can't order that, it's got coriander. You know that's a meal breaker for me.

Does this have any type of nut in it? Because that's an instant meal breaker.

by Asaf March 22, 2018

Moules

A game of skill and dexterity involving tortoises.

(from "Guards! Guards!", a novel in the "Discworld" series by Terry Pratchett)

"I was up all night trying to figure out the idea behind Moules"

by Asaf August 14, 2005

Stuchka

The same as "stuka", only smaller and more compact.

"Hmmm, I can't seem to find a common function for these two stuchkas!"

by Asaf August 14, 2005

Rock me, Amadeus

Do to me whatever you want; Give me your best shot; Tell me the worst; Try me.

"What did she say?"
"I don't think you'd like to hear that..."
"Rock me, Amadeus."

by Asaf June 19, 2005

Top gun

Having sex while airborne.
Usually in an airplane, a freefall or jumping from a cliff while having intercourse (rare).

Yoni: Check out that hot stewardess!
Gilad: Yeah, I'm going top gun in a few seconds.
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Eyal: I had an interesting experience yesterday.
Boris: Oh yeah, what?
Eyal: On my flight over here I pulled a top gun on the chick from the seat next to me.
Boris: Elite.

by Asaf December 04, 2005

les-biscuit

A deviant sexual act involving 3 lesbians and a silver pot full of biscuits.

"Last night I had Victoria and Terry-Anne come over and we pulled off a les-biscuit. Hey... wait, where are you going?"

by Asaf September 17, 2005