58 definitions by Arnie Grape

50 Scents

When someone can tell which state a woman is from based on the smell of her pussy.

I might not have a "Magic Stick," but because of my 50 Scents, I know which states to go to when I want to eat out some fresh pussy.

by Arnie Grape October 8, 2021

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

by Arnie Grape June 17, 2021

The Bizarro World's logic of not wearing protective masks during Covid-19 and the effort towards preventing infection.

Someone like you, who has the mentality of a sksam, is the reason why I can't go to my favorite bar or restaurant!

by Arnie Grape February 24, 2021

The painful procedure of helping someone who suffers from the result of trying to take a giant cock down their throat.

No amount of ice cream will make her feel better after this tonsilwrecktomy.

by Arnie Grape August 10, 2023

When two white people (crackers), one black person (chocolate), and a fat person (marshmallow), engage in a sexual activity.

I knew that I might loose my virginity at camp, but I didn't think it would happen during a S'moresum!

by Arnie Grape May 6, 2021

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 5, 2021

The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.

I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.

by Arnie Grape June 8, 2021