kris-cross dresser

A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.
I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.
by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021
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SORDID-19

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.
SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.
by Arnie Grape February 20, 2021
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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 04, 2021
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pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.
Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.
by Arnie Grape April 30, 2021
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ass tryst

1. The sexual equivalent to an asterisk (*).

2. When someone brags about being in a relationship with an attractive and successful person, but, in reality, their whole relationship is built on sex because the other person is married with a family.
Mary loved to brag about her relationship with a wealthy doctor, but everyone knew it was nothing more than an ass tryst.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2021
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50 Scents

When someone can tell which state a woman is from based on the smell of her pussy.
I might not have a "Magic Stick," but because of my 50 Scents, I know which states to go to when I want to eat out some fresh pussy.
by Arnie Grape October 08, 2021
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Lap-Band Dance

A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
by Arnie Grape August 21, 2020
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