Definitions by Arnie Grape

you-slurper 

A younger bitch who attempts to dethrone the life of a married woman because she can suck her husband's cock better than her.

My husband was a pig, but he wasn't going to ruin our marriage over a you-slurper.

you-slurper by Arnie Grape June 16, 2021

no-stalgia 

The current life and times of today's generation that cause older people to embrace death rather than fear it.

My teenage son tried to tell me that I was going through a midlife crisis. I explained to him that his no-stalgia life of "Facebook friends" and cybersex made that "virtually" impossible. I laughed and he cried.

no-stalgia by Arnie Grape June 15, 2021

Victor's Secretion 

The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.

After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.

Victor's Secretion by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021

pigtales 

Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.

Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.

pigtales by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021

Crash Test Gummy 

An older toothless prostitute who is affordable enough to give a young man his first blow job.

I had to find a Crash Test Gummy after watching granny porn.

Crash Test Gummy by Arnie Grape June 9, 2021

go ogle 

The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.

I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.

go ogle by Arnie Grape June 8, 2021

kris-cross dresser

A person who wears the clothing of the opposite sex, but he or she wears the clothing backwards in order to symbolize the outdated and repressive social norms of the past.

I felt embarrassed that I put on my bra backwards, but I played it off by saying I was a kris-cross dresser.

kris-cross dresser by Arnie Grape May 31, 2021