pop peyronie

A penis that produces a "boomerang" effect whenever it ejaculates, thus returning the semen to the original thrower or blower of the load.
Hookers are more likely to let "Johns" go raw if he has a pop peyronie.
by Arnie Grape May 01, 2021
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palm-n-joi

Pornographic material made for individuals who have a jerk off instruction fetish.
Sometimes I feel like a nutt, and when I do, there's nothing more satisfying than a palm-n-joi! If I want something different, then I can also enjoy something featuring mounds.
by Arnie Grape June 30, 2023
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jizzphagia

The unofficial term for cock suckers who have difficulties swallowing cum.
I love my girl, but we need to seek "professional help" so she can deal with her jizzphagia.
by Arnie Grape November 16, 2021
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screech reach

When an actor / actress can't reach the same level of success portraying a role as an adult that they achieved as a child.
Dusin Diamond (Screech) serves as the example for fellow childhood actors / actresses, such as Gary Coleman, Emmanuel Lewis, Soleil Moon Frye, The Olsen Twins, and Jaleel White, of those who will always suffer from screech reach.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2021
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TP Degree

When the worthless college degree that you struggled to earn comes in handy during the toilet paper shortage caused by Covid-19.
I thought I would never wipe my own ass with my college diploma, but Covid-19 showed me the value of a TP Degree.
by Arnie Grape March 09, 2021
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Z-Brah

The absolute last friend that a guy contacts in order to entertain the friends of a girl who he is trying to bang.
None of my reliable wing men were available for the weekend, so I had to settle for my Z-Brah to help me seal the deal.
by Arnie Grape September 10, 2022
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wombstone

Me and my paw didn't have to worry about a burial plot cuz we found a hanger and performed a wombstone!
by Arnie Grape May 16, 2021
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