"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.
by ArmyDave October 24, 2006
"Man, the Sarge came in last night and gave Williams both barrels of the shit shotgun for fucking up"
by ArmyDave September 24, 2006
The best armoured recce regiment in Canada, known for producing professional grade soldiers of the highest quality. Much better then the fucking GG's, who produce nothing but lazy,immigrant trash, slackers and crows. Home of Pimp Diddy.
The Ontario Regiment started out as the Whitpy Highland Rifle Company in 1827. Today, it is the finest Armoured Recce regiment in Canada.
by ArmyDave October 26, 2006
When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
by ArmyDave January 06, 2007
John - Hey, want to get a bite to eat?
Barry - No thanks, I ran into Mary and had breakfast at the "Y"
Barry - No thanks, I ran into Mary and had breakfast at the "Y"
by ArmyDave September 24, 2006
A common ploy used in the army to amuse the troops during inspection. The N.C.O will pick up a soldier's boots and ask him what he is doing with airborn boots. Confused, the young troop will stammer that they were issued to him/he does'nt know/he thought they were regular boots. The N.C.O will then show why they are airborn boots and proceed to throw them violently out the window/doorway/tentflap. While doing so, the N.C.O will say "See, they're fucking Air Born Boots, ya scroate!!!!
Hey, what are you doing with these fucken airborn boots, you fucken scroate?? Want to know why they're airborn boots???" **throws boots into the air** "Because they're fucking Air Born!!!"""
by ArmyDave October 01, 2006