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Definitions by Ariel Aries

Lord Starscream 

The most powerful creation in the universe. Our lord starscream shall conquer the world and the decepticons.
Knockout: Yes, Lord Starscream
(Megatron somehow does bullshit magic and comes back to kill Starscream)
Bumblebee: AH, What the FUCK Megatron! We just built the starscream church!
Lord Starscream by Ariel Aries February 21, 2021
Decepticon from transformers, leader.
Also known as starscream's daddy.
Spends most of his time plotting against the autobots, tottally sucks in transformers prime and never fought anyone.
Starscream: *kills megatron*
Megatron: *somehow comes back to life and beats starscream*
Starscream: *somehow comes back*
Megatron by Ariel Aries January 7, 2021
The original transforming robots (Before transformers!)
Released 1984.
Transformers were released
Starscream: Does anybody else notice that megatron's minicon is a fucking gobot?
Skywarp: Dude GoBots is such a rip off.
Demolisher: Bro it actually came first
Megatron: Shut up
GoBots by Ariel Aries January 3, 2021

Bayformers 

Michael Bay's sick joke version of transformers, mainly seen fucking themselves on a daily basis.
Bayformers
Crap that meets the eye
Baysformers
Shit in disguise (in the disguise of good quallity computer animation)
Assbots wage their battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Shiticons
(or michael bayicons if you prefer)
Don't let it fool you.
Bayformers by Ariel Aries December 23, 2020

Alexis Thi-Dang 

A teenage girl from transformers armada who helps the autobots. She is mostly known from fan art with starscream because she was the only one who trusted him, And she *SPOILER ALERT* cried when he died near the end of the series
The bottom is spoiler so don't read if you haven't seen Transformers Armada
"I tried to gain favor from you. But nothing was ever good enough. No matter how many battles I fought, you always found fault." -Starscream
Alexis Thi-Dang cried when Starscream was completely turned into dust.
(Yes I had to rewatch it to know the quote and I cried during it)
They killed the best starscream
Alexis Thi-Dang by Ariel Aries December 10, 2020

Fuck boy Transformer 

Obviously there are fuck girls too but today I am naming the fuck boys of transformers
The fuck boy transformer list is down here and reason why they fuck boys and ship
Starscream-He is hot, no way he isn't a fuck boy. If anything he is the most fuck boy. (Slipstream definite ship)
Knockout- He flirt (With starscream)
Optimus Prime- In prime he held hands with Arcee so he is automatically a fuck boy.. (But ship with Elita-1)
Alpha Q- Obviously a transformers with 3-4 heads is a fuck boy. (With his other heads, shipped)
Bumblebee- He is always with Wind blade in cyberverse. How can he NOT be a fuck boy? (Def windblade for ship)
Grimlock: In cyberverse him and Arcee is definite ship. (Arcee of courseee!!)
(People who ship with are in the "()")

Starscreamish 

The hottest language in the world. I guarantee if you speak this language, you will get all the whatever-you-like to date you.
Me ( Starscreamish language): *whining* But megatron!
Starscream: *utter disgust*
Megatron: Hot
Knockout: Hot
Starscreamish by Ariel Aries November 30, 2020