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Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.
Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)
by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021
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Using too much toilet paper

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)
Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no
by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021
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Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping
Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.
by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021
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Bayformers

Michael Bay's sick joke version of transformers, mainly seen fucking themselves on a daily basis.
Bayformers
Crap that meets the eye
Baysformers
Shit in disguise (in the disguise of good quallity computer animation)
Assbots wage their battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Shiticons
(or michael bayicons if you prefer)
Don't let it fool you.
by Ariel Aries December 23, 2020
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I was meant for loving you baby

The song I think of when making out with starscream
By Kiss
Me and starscream: *moans**kissing sounds**hot*
My Mind: I was meant for loving you baby, you were meant for loving me.
by Ariel Aries November 27, 2020
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Fuck boy Transformer

Obviously there are fuck girls too but today I am naming the fuck boys of transformers
The fuck boy transformer list is down here and reason why they fuck boys and ship
Starscream-He is hot, no way he isn't a fuck boy. If anything he is the most fuck boy. (Slipstream definite ship)
Knockout- He flirt (With starscream)
Optimus Prime- In prime he held hands with Arcee so he is automatically a fuck boy.. (But ship with Elita-1)
Alpha Q- Obviously a transformers with 3-4 heads is a fuck boy. (With his other heads, shipped)
Bumblebee- He is always with Wind blade in cyberverse. How can he NOT be a fuck boy? (Def windblade for ship)
Grimlock: In cyberverse him and Arcee is definite ship. (Arcee of courseee!!)
(People who ship with are in the "()")
by Ariel Aries December 8, 2020
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Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon
Aw man I will never get a moon lamp
by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021
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