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Prilosec

IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU WHAT, YOU NEED TO GUH-?,. YOU NEED TO GET PRILOSEC! GIT'ER DONE!

I EAT RIBS EVERY DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, ONE MORE THING ABOUT... WHA-- RU-- HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT; A LOT.

EAT prilosec!

CONSUME PRILOSEC!

if you go to a foot ball--- sports game and you run out of chips........ EAT PRILOSEC!

it'll bring you joy.

it's got load of calories! AND'LL GIVE YOU HEARTBURN LIKE CRAZEH!

PRILOSEC IS WHAT YOU WORSHIP
Consume prilosec
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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A Real Banger

"OI THAT'S A REAL BANGER!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 8, 2019
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Vibrating Spoon

When someone has a really good ass, but also has parkinson's disease
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2021
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Gay Spaghetti

A meal made by homo erotic italian men during the hot summers.

Or a slang term similar in use to "Ma niga," or "Yo honkeh," but instead for homosexual's and fagots. (and Jeremy)
by Archduke of Douchebags January 7, 2019
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Gay Octo

A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.

It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
OH NO! it's the Gay Octo! we are doomed. only god can save us now!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
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Persian Style

Take a shower, cram a bar of soap into your ass,
then rinse it out by shoving your ass onto the shower head.
then shit out the soap bar.

it'll be so clean that when your best bro shoves his dick into your ass his dick gonna get cleaned.
yo bro WTF you clean your ass persian style just like me!
by Archduke of Douchebags January 11, 2019
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Skinny sexing

It's like skinning dipping but for sex.
Entity A: hey handsome.

Subject C: woah calm down, lets go skinny sexing first.

Entity A: nUFf sAid
by Archduke of Douchebags November 30, 2021
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