Necrofarmica

The act of one, having sex with dead farm animals.

Joe Bob's wife would not put out so he went out to perform a necrofarmica in the pasture.

by April Arsenic February 06, 2009

mind blower

While your man is going down on you rip a huge fart right in his mouth and blow his mind.

Lastnight was a real mind blower!

by april ARSENIC January 27, 2009

ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

by April Arsenic January 27, 2009