3 definitions by April Arsenic

ichy scratchy

When your pissed off girlfriend / wife takes your freshly folded undies and rubs them in fiber glass insulation, folds them and puts them back for you to wear.

I gave my boyfriend the good 'ol ichy scratchy lastnight.

by April Arsenic January 27, 2009

mind blower

While your man is going down on you rip a huge fart right in his mouth and blow his mind.

Lastnight was a real mind blower!

by April Arsenic January 27, 2009

Necrofarmica

The act of one, having sex with dead farm animals.

Joe Bob's wife would not put out so he went out to perform a necrofarmica in the pasture.

by April Arsenic February 6, 2009