ApricotFields's definitions

Paizurize

To perform mammary intercourse (on someone).

She's paizurize anyone who bought her 3 double vodkas.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020

Teensitting

Looking after a teenager with the same attentiveness you'd give a pre-teen, regardless of whether this is justified or not.

With every other adult out, I was expected to be teensitting all day.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Womanette

A young girl who seems to act or look like a woman more than a young girl, whatever your interpretation of this may be.

I'd expected to struggle babysitting this little girl but to my surprise it all felt more like just keeping company with some womanette.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Swiss Kiss

A handshake. And a very unsexy one at that.

I'm having such a dry spell I'm lucky if I get a swiss kiss.

by ApricotFields November 2, 2020

Occitanian Kiss

A French Kiss that is a lot further south than normal.

She felt her belt being undone for an occitanian kiss.

by ApricotFields May 23, 2025

DD Cup

Typically read as "Double D Cup"

A Brassiere cup size designation used in various systems, typically denoting an overbust that is between 5 and 6 inches larger then the underbust.

In the American system, interchangeable with the designation "E" cup but elsewhere found between D and E.

The origin of this lettering convention is uncertain but feasibly it was done to create symmetry the the AA Cup on the other end of the spectrum and remained for the euphony and whimsy of the expression.

A DD Cup is considered a large though feasible size on a fairly slim person.

by ApricotFields May 19, 2025

Statutory rape

Consensual sex with a child.

If children really couldn't consent, outlawing statutory rape would be redundant to just regular rape laws.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019