by Applesauce0917 April 17, 2020
The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"
by Applesauce0917 April 05, 2020
To Burbank someone is to get them to trust you and then do the most petty, douchebag thing possible to them.
Joe really had a Burbank happen to him, that new girl he liked ran over his cat and unplugged his fridge.
by Applesauce0917 December 16, 2023
When your good friend is mad at you for some accidental slight so he passive aggressively causes unnecessary problems for you.
I was leached hard last night when Josh called my Ex girlfriend in front of my current one, to "see how she is doing"!
by Applesauce0917 May 12, 2025
A gold digging semi attractive girl that only sticks around while you have money and tries to extort you for the last bit you might have been saving and holding out on her. Then becomes an ugly person, nothing like she portrayed herself to be while the money was plentiful.
That girl I met last night was a real Erin. She got rude and took off when she realized my money had run out.
by Applesauce0917 December 07, 2023
A female that you think is attractive until she starts talking. Then you quickly realize she is a useless, gold digging, low rent, piece of garbage.
by Applesauce0917 December 09, 2023
That girl last night was a real Erin! She was only good looking from ten feet away and she had no hustle!
by Applesauce0917 December 16, 2023