mantis shrimp

The act of punching someone or something as hard as u physically can

imma mantis shrimp you

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 22, 2025

transition year

A time in my school which was the equivalent of a sellout. No originality. Fifth and 6th year reversed this thankfully.

transition year was a total sellout in my school. Just cheap garbage for the masses.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 27, 2025

anker

The best technology accessory company. I like to scratch a W before the anker logo to make it look like wanker.

My anker power bank can charge my MacBook Pro, iPhone 16 and anything else at 100W

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 10, 2025

sulphur

the correct way of spelling the word. Who cares what the IUPAC say. Even if they insist it’s spelled “sulfur”, it’s always gonna be spelled “sulphur” no matter what. It was spelled sulphur from the start and will always be that way.

it’s spelled sulphur not sulfur u retarded assholes!

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 30, 2025

Samsuck

Another way of saying Samsung, as their modern phones are just rehashes of their earlier ones with features gone like the s pen not having Bluetooth and the new z fold 7 not having s pen functionality at all

Samsuck have really let go recently. Makes sense why Samsung = Boeing.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 14, 2025

Ego

A tool brand that sells overpriced, heavy and bulky batteries with run times definitely not commensurate to the price. Their leaf blowers are not too expensive and decent enough but nothing to write home about.

My new Ego leaf blower cost $450 and barely lasts half an hour on the biggest $150 battery but does blow hard.
Meanwhile I paid less than $200 for a Chinese brand 2 stroke blower that blows hard and has lasted me five years and runs for hours between refuels and my dewalt 60v battery cost just $130 but lasts hours even after 4 years worth of charge cycles.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing April 11, 2025

emma, dave and fiona

Simply the best radio show ever on the best radio station ever which is spin 1038. Always on from 7-10am every Monday to Friday.

Guy 1: hey, you seen heard about emma, dave and fiona? They’re on from 7 to 10am on spin.
Guy 2: heard about them but they sound pretty stupid
(Guy 1 proceeds to violently strangle Guy 2)

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 01, 2025