Airbus A220

Airbus A318: who tf are u
Airbus A220: im you, but better.
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byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.
Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit
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Tu-95

A Russian strategic bomber that has been around since the cold war. It's biggest competitor is the B-52 stratofortress which is also still in service with the US military. The most distinct features of the Tu-95 are its set of four huge contra-rotating propellers and swept-back wings. Each engine has a total of eight blades, four turning anticlockwise and the other four clockwise. With four engines, that's a total of 32 blades. Whilst a few people say that it is not as advanced or as stealthy (its propellers are so loud that submarines can hear it from underwater!) as some other bombers like the B-2, B-21, B-1, Tu-22M3 or Tu-160, there is no denying the Tu-95 can really deliver. It will probably remain in service until the 2040s. Its NATO reporting name is 'Bear'. It also dropped the tsar bomba.
Person 1: Do you like the Tu-95?
Person 2: No, I like the B-52.
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by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing January 28, 2025
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transition year

TY = SHIT
the worst year ever experienced.
shit. fuckin shit. i hated it.
i tried really hard to get myself to like it, but i couldnt. its just too bad. a total waste of time.
NEWPARK HAS FAILED!!!!!. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
why did they sell out????WHY?????
newparks aura and reliability has FADED TO BLACK.
retard: OMG i love transition year

smart person: fuckin retard, that shit sucks.

retard: what no it doesn’t.

smart person: WHAT?????????
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apple vision pro

A mixed reality headset that has caused plenty of controversy. Some hate it saying it’s a waste of 3 and a half thousand bucks, others don’t care about it and some love it. It doesn’t have handheld trackers like the meta quests and relies on you to do gestures which can look weird to others.
The apple vision pro should be compatible with hand held trackers like all the other vr headsets are.
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dyson zone

When you lock dyson engineers in a room for 6 years without any supervision. they do genuinely work. when I first tried them the visor part smelled bad and had to offgas for a few days. which is ironic when they’re meant to stop vocs from being inhaled.
the dyson zone is a pair of headphones with an air purifier in them. sound quality is good. makes the wearer look like one of the members of daft punk, a supervillain or a character from a cyberpunk film or video game. they’re designed for protection against air pollution and people say they work well during wildfires.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 28, 2025
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