McDonalds tablets

Those disgusting greasy tablets in McDonalds running an android version from the Stone Age that are always broken and have crap games on them
The McDonalds tablets are broken again
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coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.
The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.
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project pluto

A crazy 60s project that aimed to create a giant missile with a nuclear ramjet that could fly in a 1,000 mile circle at Mach 3 for months on end in the South Pacific until given the go signal to attack the Soviet Union. It held 24 hydrogen bombs.
project pluto was as crazy as it sounds.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 02, 2025
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Justin bieber

You people make me sick all you do is bash justin. is there anything that he has done right in your eyes? He has not RUINED music it is booming for all you morons out there. Some of you even make him out to be hitler how can you possibly do that? hitler was evil, he murdered millions of jews how does justin even come near that?!
Justin bieber didnt ruin music you godamn idiots
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regina george

The worst thing that humanity has ever seen. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. Satan cowered in fear when he heard her voice. She is the embodiment of pure evil. She is the omen, the cloverfield monster, pennywise, and Cthulhu all combined into one entity. The guy who pulled the trigger (or, more realistically, pressed the button) on the naval railgun that did her in is a true hero. The entire army who rightfully used excessive force against her are all heroes. If she was allowed to run free, humanity would be doomed. She would have manipulated nations into starting nuclear wars.
Hitler, Stalin, bin laden, Mao Zedong and xi jinping all combined are merely a harmless joke compared to regina george.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 24, 2025
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age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!
Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.
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fast gas

Another word for nitrous oxide. Often sold in canisters with the word FAST GAS written on the side.
Canisters of fast gas are typically found discarded around working class areas.
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