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Crap and Shitney 

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Pratt and Whitney engine issues are never ending, resulting in hundreds of A320neos being grounded, them calling their engines dependable is a joke.
Seeing fleets upon fleets of A320neos grounded is a stark reminder of how bad Crap and Shitney are. As a pilot it sucks ass to have your plane out of the sky while a 165 day long inspection takes place.
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sniper no sniping 

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What you and your friends say to another friend who is so addicted to camping and sniping on call of duty mobile to the point that he/she has an unfair advantage over the enemy. The phrase is announced every time your friend uses the tactic, and should be announced repeatedly until your friend finally gets irked and plays fairly.
Isabelle: Hey d’ya wanna hop on cod:m for a bit after class?
Anna: Yeah sure
Lizzie: I'm down

During the match:
Lizzie: how is Isabelle getting so many kills?
*no response*
Anna: *whispers* I think she's sniping again...

Everyone: Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! SNIPER NO SNIPING!

Isabelle: *switches to non-sniper loadout* Awww man!
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astrology

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The one thing that atheists, Scientologists and Christians can all look at and just say to each other "Thats bullshit."
Christian: God is real!
Atheist: The bible is a book of fairytales!
Scientologist: Hello have you heard about the church of Scientology?
Astrologist: do u believe in astrology? gimme ur star sign.

Christian, Scientologist & Atheist: Thats a load of bullshit!
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yogurt 

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how retards and inbreds spell yoghurt
it’s spelt yoghurt not yogurt you stupid inbred assholes

wizard of oz 

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A film that’s not so innocent once u know about what happened on set during production.
Fake snow made from asbestos, costumes that caused health problems in the actors who wore them, abuse of the actors and unsafe conditions on set, the wizard of oz has a much darker side. Don’t look it up if ur easily triggered or offended.
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Regina George 

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Some few years ago...
An unfortunate mistake occurred in the hospital ward, and the most terrible thing ever created was born...Regina George!!! Quickly, the parents knew she would wreck havoc on the world so they stored her in an under water cage in the middle of point nemo, the most isolated location in the ocean...

2 years ago....

The recently decommissioned and de-orbited international space station crashed into point nemo right beside the containment cage, waking the terrible monster from her deep sleep. She broke out, made her way to New York and began terrorizing manhattan. An emergency protocol was activated and manhattan was nuked in an attempt to destroy the monster........

Help us....she’s still alive
Guy 1:Holy Shit did you see that thing!

Guy 2:Yeah! What the fuck is that?
Military:ITS REGINA GEORGE!!!!
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flipper zero 

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A gadget used to “hack” things like Teslas, electronic locks, electric gate controls etc. I put hack in inverted commas as it’s not really hacking, just showing how poor the security in modern electronics is. It can also do weird things like remotely turn off a diabetic’s insulin pump (allegedly) (also obviously dont turn off a diabetics insulin pump)
The flipper zero should be renamed “a way to show just how bad security is in electronic locks and things”.
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