Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

Milivanillisecond

The amount of time that Milli Vanilli was popular. Taken from Important Things with Demetri Martin: Timing

Damn that was quick! That movie was over in a Milivanillisecond!

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009

High Pitch

One of those annoying faggot nine-to-eleven year olds on Halo, GOW, CoD, or another shooting game that constantly yells at the other players in their annoying prepubescent voices while silently orgasming at the bloodstains on their screens.

Boy: Ahhh! You poophead! Stop shooting me!
Veteran Player: Oh shut up you fucking high pitch

by AntimatterKING August 02, 2009

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

Enterdrainment

1. Something that is meant to entertain, but actually sucks.
2. Foreplay that doesn't turn you on.

1. Man, I thought that open mic night was some real enterdrainment.
2. Whenever my wife tries to "spice up" our sex life, all she can come up with is enterdrainment.

by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

Kirk Hammet

God

Kirk Hammet

by AntimatterKING February 04, 2010

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 03, 2009