AntimatterKING's definitions

Mo-faux

Someone who fakes being an asshole just to be friends with the "popular" kids. Not necessarily the meanest, but definitely the most annoying.

A: Yo, what happened to John? He started being a complete dickhead yesterday

B: He's just being a Mo-faux to impress the new kid. He'll get over it.

by AntimatterKING October 16, 2009

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010

SMAL

An acronym for send/shoot-me-a-link.

A: Yo I just saw the funniest fail ever on YouTube
B: Really? SMAL I wanna see :P

by AntimatterKING January 26, 2011

TubeFag

Someone who flames and insults others on YouTube or Hulu for no reason whatsoever.

Did you see the hatemail herpderp60 sent me?
Yeah, He's such a TubeFag

by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

Milivanillisecond

The amount of time that Milli Vanilli was popular. Taken from Important Things with Demetri Martin: Timing

Damn that was quick! That movie was over in a Milivanillisecond!

by AntimatterKING August 22, 2009

High Pitch

One of those annoying faggot nine-to-eleven year olds on Halo, GOW, CoD, or another shooting game that constantly yells at the other players in their annoying prepubescent voices while silently orgasming at the bloodstains on their screens.

Boy: Ahhh! You poophead! Stop shooting me!
Veteran Player: Oh shut up you fucking high pitch

by AntimatterKING August 2, 2009

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 3, 2009