AntimatterKING's definitions

Flame Whore

A troll for hire. One of the higher-up troll's butt boys. Services also include hand, foot, and blowjobs, as well as lap rides. Finishing inside is $10 extra
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A: Do you really think John means that?
B: Nahh, he's gettin' 10 bucks a comment. He's just being a flame whore

by AntimatterKING August 16, 2009

Fluffing the dolphin

Yet another creative term for mastrubation. Interchangeable with spanking the monkey, beating off, shooting knuckle babies, etc.

A: Yo, what took you so long to pee?
B: I was fluffing the dolphin

by AntimatterKING August 10, 2009

Whale Phish

An obscenely fat person who knows they shouldn't try to fit into a bathing suit but does anyway. Usually the first person to go off of the high dive, and fucks on the first date.

Look, there he goes!
That whale phish is gonna break the diving board!

by AntimatterKING August 3, 2009

High Pitch

One of those annoying faggot nine-to-eleven year olds on Halo, GOW, CoD, or another shooting game that constantly yells at the other players in their annoying prepubescent voices while silently orgasming at the bloodstains on their screens.

Boy: Ahhh! You poophead! Stop shooting me!
Veteran Player: Oh shut up you fucking high pitch

by AntimatterKING August 2, 2009

TubeFag

Someone who flames and insults others on YouTube or Hulu for no reason whatsoever.

Did you see the hatemail herpderp60 sent me?
Yeah, He's such a TubeFag

by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

iPhucked Up

What happens when you try to jailbreak your iPhone and it crashes

"Hello. Apple support. How may I help you?"
"Yeah, iPhucked Up"

by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009

Enterdrainment

1. Something that is meant to entertain, but actually sucks.
2. Foreplay that doesn't turn you on.

1. Man, I thought that open mic night was some real enterdrainment.
2. Whenever my wife tries to "spice up" our sex life, all she can come up with is enterdrainment.

by AntimatterKING July 21, 2009