Definitions by Antenna Wilde
Vulcan Hand Shake
verb. (sexual act)
To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"
Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"
Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
Vulcan Hand Shake by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009
knotty grin
(coined by Antenna Wilde)
1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.
2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
knotty grin by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008
dinglesoft
(coined by Antenna Wilde)
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
dinglesoft by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008
twice baked russet
When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
twice baked russet by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
pussy brillo
Pussy hair that is coarse, like a brillo taco or a brillo pad, and usually leaving brillo burns on the man's stomach and/or rod, which would be rod rash.
pussy brillo by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
rod rash
(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.
2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
rod rash by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008