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Vulcan Hand Shake

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.
by Antenna Wilde March 10, 2009
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knotty grin

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.
by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008
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dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008
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twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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pussy brillo

Pussy hair that is coarse, like a brillo taco or a brillo pad, and usually leaving brillo burns on the man's stomach and/or rod, which would be rod rash.
Pussy brillo can rub a man raw.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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rod rash

(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.

2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
That broad I banged was just a quickie but her pussy brillo gave me rod rash.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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chives

(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.
by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
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