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Definitions by Antenna Wilde

Vulcan Hand Shake 

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.

knotty grin 

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. noun. A twisted, irregular vagina; misshapen, lopsided or irregular in general. A knotted smile.

2. adverb. A vagina betwixt.
1. She spread her legs with a knotty grin.

2. Her knotty grin betwixt me.
knotty grin by Antenna Wilde April 5, 2008

dinglesoft 

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.
George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!
dinglesoft by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

twice baked russet

When a woman gets banged twice in the same night, usually by two different men, then hooks up with a third. The third discovers her pussy swollen and red, thus, "twice baked russet." This is often accompanied by chunk, or chives.
I had no idea I was in for a twice baked russet.
twice baked russet by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

pussy brillo 

Pussy hair that is coarse, like a brillo taco or a brillo pad, and usually leaving brillo burns on the man's stomach and/or rod, which would be rod rash.
Pussy brillo can rub a man raw.
pussy brillo by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008

rod rash 

(noun. coined by Antenna)
1. The rash a man gets on the sides of his schlong when a woman has pussy brillo.

2. Rash on a rod from excessive fucking.
That broad I banged was just a quickie but her pussy brillo gave me rod rash.
rod rash by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008
(noun) Little bits of dried up pussy juice, or chunk embedded in he hairs of a twice baked russet, or simply after a fuck fest.
I was just about to go there, but then I saw the chives and ran.
chives by Antenna Wilde February 21, 2008