Definitions by Anonymous annoymous 12345
Unibrow man
Unibrow man. Is a guy that goes around to other people and try to grow there Unibrow with excersises. It’s something that Indian models do.
Unibrow man by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
I’m doing better than you
After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
I’m doing better than you by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
Hello chosen island
When you call the chosen island chinese restaurant and you meet the lady at the front. She says “hello chosen island”
A guy name Gabi kept saying “hello chosen island” making fun of the person that answers the phone at chosen island restaurant
Hello chosen island by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
Hey whatchu doin there huh
It’s a delightful Saturday morning in Seattle, and you and your cousins decide to take a stroll down the street. One of you accidentally steps onto someone’s lawn, and suddenly, a man (looking like a guy from duck dynasty) creeps out of the doorway and barks, “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” Instinctively, you and your cousins run as fast as possible, as if the guy was about to come out and get them.
“Hey dad, I was playing football on the streets outside with my cousins and accidentally ran onto somebody’s lawn. Some guy came out of the house and yelled “Hey whatchu doin there huh!” and we all ran back to the house”
Hey whatchu doin there huh by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
Nachos
Nachos=Olga’s husband, whom you never really met but somehow possesses legal citizenship. If you encounter him, he may be able to break the voodoo curse you received from Olga and even bring you good luck. However, it’s worth noting that he has an extremely rare spawn rate of only 0.000001%.
“Omg Im the luckiest man alive! I just saw Nachos in the supermarket buying some cheese! I no longer have Voodoo!”
Nachos by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
Olga
The family’s au pair, who likely arrived here illegally and has the appearance of a heavy-set Aztec Mexican woman. When you encounter her again, even if it’s just a fleeting glance later in life, there’s a chance you can get really bad voodoo, especially if you happen to see her in the lazy river.
"My cousin and I saw olga in the lazy river in Florida and she laughed at us when the water sprayed us and then we got voodoo from it.
Olga by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 17, 2025
You nah a membuh!
You were that little kid at your cousin’s seventh birthday party who organized a sports-themed event at a gymnasium. You eagerly waited in line to receive the sport-themed hockey equipment to participate in the ongoing hockey game. When it was finally your turn to ask the event staff, who happened to be a big black dude, for the equipment, he looked at you and bluntly said, “You Nah a Membuh“. This harsh rejection made you tear up and run to the corner of the gymnasium.
You nah a membuh! by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 16, 2025