by Anonymous August 18, 2003
similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.
by Anonymous June 05, 2003
by AnOnYmOuS July 22, 2003
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
1)A Roman god of parties.
2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.
3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.
2)A disbanded Mardi Gras parade group.
3)A Cthulhu-obsessed internet used with uncommon writing skills, and poor skills in all the other arts.
If you need to get drunk in a hurry, pray to Comus for a miracle.
The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.
Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?
The float by Comus was the only one without a topless woman. They went for full-frontal.
Damnit, Comus, don't you have anything better to do with your time than to make definitions on the Urban Dictionary?
by Anonymous January 03, 2005
An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005
by Anonymous February 08, 2005