fuckjobbie

a person who does or says stupid or things, a person of general dislike, a person you hate; variations include fuckjobberoo

Brent: I like to whack off to pictures of your brother, while I watch MTV.
Dan: You are a fuckjobbie.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003

slopey

The large protrusions that extend outward from Jeremy Lopez's chest. At the summit of the slopies like a giant nipple which weaps warm milk. Under the slopies lie centuries of built up grode that would be useful when fulfilling an order to genocide some people.

Jeremy, your slopies closely resemble the Andes mountains.

'Ey slopey!

by Anonymous February 24, 2003

fuckhead

A person who is a complete moron and/or pisses someone off.

The guy working at McDonald's is a fuckhead.

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

LDR

Long Distance Relationship

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

sloppy

a term used to describe an individual who frequently gets overwhelmingly intoxicated

activities may include using slurred speach, drinking and driving, or burrying the ponch

by Anonymous December 08, 2002

compaq

A computer manufacturer accidentally mispelled its name on all of its company letterhead. It was supposed to be Comcrap, but once it was printed "Compaq," it was too late to change it. They make computers that are vastly overpriced, underpowered, and generally unreliable.

Dude, my Compaq died for the fourth time yesterday.

by Anonymous February 09, 2003

cntfce

means cuntface, commonly used in irc and games of counter-strike

stfu n00b, st00pid cntfce, fk u ngr

by Anonymous March 20, 2003