cooked cock

a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities
Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night.
by Anonymous June 25, 2003
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baking brownies

When one shits.
Holy SHIT! Look at mike's pants! He just baked some brownies!
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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jackhee

by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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My December

One of Linkin Park's less popular songs. It is quite a break from their traditional style, as it is more of a mellow style of rock that is used.
This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear

This is my December
This is my snow covered home
This is my December
This is me alone

And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said
to make you feel like that
And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said to you

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

This is my December
These are my snow covered trees
This is me pretending
This is all I need

And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said
to make you feel like that
And I
Just wish that I didn't feel
like there was something I missed
And I
Take back all the things I said to you

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to

This is my December
This is my time of the year
This is my December
This is all so clear

And I give it all away
Just to have somewhere to go to
Give it all away
To have someone to come home to
by anonymous March 09, 2005
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USC

What is USC and what does it possess?

1. It is one of the most diverse colleges in the nation, with the most international students in the country.
2. It is continually, steadily rising in academic prestige, with this year's incoming class averaging a 1400 SAT and a 4.0 GPA (higher than any UC).
3. It has some of the best athletes and coaches in the country.
4. It also has some of the most beautiful college students in the nation.
5. It has the best film school in the country.
6. It is one of the best financially endowed universities in the country.
7. It is in Los Angeles, and close to all the clubs, beaches, cities and attractions you could ever wish for.
8. Though it is located in South Central, USC has a tight and respectful bond with the surrounding community.
9. It has some of the most loyal alums in the nation, who NETWORK and help each other out.
10. It has die-hard fans and supporters throughout the nation and the world, because of the previous nine reasons.
11. USC kids aren't any more rich or stuck-up than any other school. The average family income at USC is LOWER than at UCLA. So you are more likely to find stuck-up Beverly Hills-type f*cks in Westwood than at 'SC.

AND finally: Southern Cal has, and will always have, the ABILITY to piss off UCLA losers simply on account of just being BETTER on ALL accounts.

To ANYONE considering both USC and UCLA: would you rather be represented by a big dumb bear with baby blue as your school color or be represented by a crimson and gold TROJAN?

Yeah, I thought so.
No examples needed. Bitter Bruins can suck it.
by anonymous April 18, 2005
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ching0

My last boyfriend was a real ching0.
by Anonymous March 28, 2004
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daKeen

a persons name, but can also refer to any object or person one is referring to.
"whats up daKeen"
"dakeen"
by anonymous February 14, 2005
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