When you gotta take a poo so bad but you aren't anywhere near a legitamate place to go so you hold it in for an hour until you finally get to a toilet and by this time you can hardly wait to get your pants down when it just blows out your ass, and everyone else around you knows exactly what you just did.
Man, they had to repair that toilet in the public 'room after I took that sonic dump last week. I still can't look at Jesse straight after he took one a few months back while I was in with him.
by anonymous December 30, 2004


by Anonymous February 06, 2003

people who believe, for health reasons, that eating American-sized portions of meat contributes to heart disease and other disgusting ways to die
... and/or
people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems
... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
... and/or
people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems
... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
by Anonymous August 18, 2003

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

You can use a can of whip cream, dont shake just inhale the air that comes out, not the whip cream (hmm whipits whip cream... connection?)
by Anonymous October 10, 2003
