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Definitions by Anonymous

Crank Yankers 

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.
Crank Yankers by Anonymous September 12, 2003
Cum On Her Face. A bunch of corn fed inbred redneck hicks cum all over a woman. A form of "white trash bukkake"
A confederate flag, a trailer, a car on cinder blocks...and a couple cohf flicks and I'm good to go YEEEE-HAW!
cohf by Anonymous September 12, 2003

black president 

something we wont see in this life time
Clinton was the closest thing we will have to a black president for the next 1-2 centuries
black president by Anonymous September 12, 2003
The prince of Nimbus Land who was left with Frogfucious when he was a baby. Until Mario came along and discovered his true past, Mallow thought he was a tadpole who wasn't very talented. He was basically the offensive mage in Super Mario RPG.
Use Mallow's lightning attack to defeat multiple foes.
Mallow by Anonymous September 12, 2003
when you take a bowel movement and the fecal matter splashes the water inside the toilet bowl in a 'bidet' effect. This can be very dangerous, since toilet water is filled with various bacteria and germs. You don't want to get that stuff on you, let alone, your arsehole.
Line the bowl with toilet paper to soften the fall of feces to prevent ricochet.
ricochet by Anonymous September 12, 2003
A cat who could drive a car. This is from a Saturday Night Live skit.
Toonces look out!!!
toonces by Anonymous September 12, 2003
member of the CIS. Very beautiful women with healthy chests and hot accents.
Ukraine by Anonymous September 12, 2003