ming mong

Someone of simple intelligence or who once upon a time would be called a village idiot. Especially effective when teamed with the name of your next door town.
That guy is a ming mong.
They are all Newhaven ming mongs
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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a fifth

Not 1750ml. It's 750ml. a 1750ml bottle is usally called a 1.75
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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sexcited

I am so sexcited for that girl!
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
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infomercial

A 30 minute commercial disguised as something newsworthy or groundbreaking.
Buying a ginsu knife will somehow make me a better cook!
by Anonymous September 09, 2003
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Scally

Origionaly used as the Liverpudlian term "Scally", this is a person (usualy between the age of 8 and 18) who lives in a lower class neighbourhood and has a low paied job (if any at all).

The scally will always dress in stolen sports-wear (e.g. Nike, Adidas, etc) and live in a run-down council house. Scallys are usualy seen loitering around sports shops, amusement arcades and fast food resteraunts - looking for a fight or something to steal.

The common sentence structure used by scallies can be closely compared to that of the American Redneck; often not being able to structure sentences longer than 5 words. The scally vocabulary range is always somewhat limited.
"eeer, no like, yer wana fight?"
"fookin doh-dee looooyk!"
"lets rob sum ciggies fellas"
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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scruff

a local dialect term for "muff", only spoken in the immediate area of guildford
by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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actin up

Not knowing how to behave properly.
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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