Anonymous 's definitions

baste

Funny misspelling of "based".

Baste & redpilled

by Anonymous April 4, 2019

gigarectum

Usually used by geeks. A fictional quantity of ass which is kicked by something.

Man, that was seven gigarectums right there. / It was that good?

by Anonymous June 9, 2004

blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.

(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.

by anonymous December 23, 2004

firt

Unit of measure dealing with moles of cucumbers

I'd like to buy 3 firts, please.

by anonymous July 15, 2004

dubrie

Variant spelling of dooberry.

Oh, the dubrie goes in the whatsit.

by anonymous April 10, 2005

cock zombie

a girl who you've had sex with who follows you around slowly, sometimes with her arms outstretched towards you, because she is addicted to your dazzling urbanite mannerisms.

Libby is my personal cock zombie straight outta night of the living head, fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by anonymous March 4, 2005

Sims 2

A life-simulator that has managed to expertly tap into everyone's inner control freak. It is a lot of fun and, as said before, very addictive.

Eerily life-like virtual people get jobs, spouses, friends, home furnishings, and children. They have hobbies, wants, fears, aspirations, and drama within their social circles. It's so creepy how real they can become.

You the player are in control of everything they do and can make each sim's life perfect or a living hell - and everthing in between. Eventually Sims get old and die. Hopefully they've raised good children so their family tree can continue growing once their gone - if that's the way you'd like to play. It's totally up to you.

"My Sim is unemployed, his wife wants only to "WooHoo" with 3 other Sims, their children are failing school, the repo men are taking the refrigerator and the toilet is clogged. What am I supposed to do?"
"Delete the family and make a new one, it's just a game."
"NOOOOOO!"

by Anonymous August 28, 2005