Anonymous 's definitions

Matzen

a move used on girls. Usually using someones tounge (most likely a guys) anywhere around the body.

Girl: " omg that was an amazing matzen"

by anonymous April 22, 2005

petteded

what you are after a pett has sex with you.

I got petteded last night

by anonymous May 13, 2005

mystery meat

Plastics, cutters, and other agents used to cheaply increase the volume of the cannabis product known as hashish

That english shit's full of mystery meat, buy from holland if you really want the good shit

by anonymous May 1, 2004

wanker

While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.

Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning.

You're such a wanker.
Oh gosh! How did you know?

He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!

by anonymous May 31, 2004

ice tickle

The best popsicle in the world that is very large, so large it could feed a family for weeks. They come in green, blue, red, and white.(watermelon),(bubblegum),(cherry),and(lemon-lime).

I love ice tickles

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

gazunder

It goes under the bed for catching drips from a wet mattress if someone has an accident in the night.

Better put the gazunder under your bed tonight just in case of any little accidents mark.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

heikkila

a tree located on the islands of hic

wow your very heikkila

by Anonymous October 8, 2003