Definitions by Anonymous
get laid
To get fucked.
Beat your Meat
When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!
Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.
Beat your Meat by Anonymous August 19, 2003